THE ANTI-DRUG QUIZ
(By Arthur Levesque)
They say that
Truth is the Anti-Drug
But that's not the truth for everyone...
What is YOUR anti-drug?
Before we get to "Anti", tell me about you and drugs:
I've never had drugs and probably never will.
I have experimented a couple of times, but nothing serious...
I used to do drugs, but I gave them up.
The only drugs I do are legal -- vodka and sudafed!
I do drugs occasionally, but it's not serious.
Dude! There are things crawling on my keyboard!!
How about sex? Every quiz has to ask about sex:
Sex? What's that? Never had it!
I remember sex... Vaguely... But it's been so long...
Sometimes, but not by choice.
I have a healthy sex life.
Porn stars are jealous of all the action I get, baby!
Well, all right, let's conclude the holy trinity with rock and roll:
I don't listen to loud music.
Whatever my roommate's listening to is fine with me.
I listen to socially-conscious politically-correct music.
Screams of torture are music to my ears.
Play it loud, motha, play it LOUD!!
Hey, man, is that Freedom Rock??
Which movie would you rather be watching right now?
Debbie Does Dallas
Escape From New York
Half Baked
Planet of the Apes
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Trading Places
Are you gainfully employed?
I have never held a regular job
My last job caused nothing but trouble for me.
I sometimes have troubles at my job, but I manage.
I like my job. Everything's fine. Why, what have you heard?
I have a great job and pull down the phat cash, yo!
What are you doing on a typical Saturday night?
I'm don't usually go anywhere on Saturday night.
I don't know. I never remember what I did when I wake up on Sunday.
Being rowdy. Swinging from trees. Causing a ruckus and leaving a mess.
You really don't want to know, nudge nudge, wink wink...
Saturday night's all right for fighting, man!
What do you look for most in a partner?
I'm still waiting for that special person.
Someone I don't have to pay.
Does it matter? I never know who'll I'll wake up with the next morning...
They have to be attractive and interesting to me.
When I'm ready, they just have to be breathing and within my reach!
