'FACED ODDITY
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Space Oddity" by David Bowie)
Performed by Q:
  http://www.dammitja.net/audio/Q&A%20-%20Faced%20Oddity%20(USS%20Murgatroid).mp3
Based on the exploits of the USS Murgatroid:
  http://DammitJa.net/murgatroid
  http://community.livejournal.com/uss_murgatroid/profile


Fleet Control to Murgatroid
Fleet Control to Murgatroid
Turn your ship around and come back from the void

Fleet Control to Murgatroid
The Admiral is quite annoyed
Check transmission and then search those asteroids

[Spoken]
"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Testing"

This is Fleet Control to Murgatroid
You've really done it now
And the top brass want to know both why and how
Now it's time to face the music, this we vow

This is Murgatroid to Fleet Control
We've found a new loophole
And I'm sorry, but we're going on our way
And there won't be any court martial today

For here
Am I drinking from a beer can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing they can do

Though we've broken hundreds of their rules
I'm feeling very cool
And I think the captain said it's time to go
Tell Janeway we'll get her back for this
She knows!

Fleet Control to Murgatroid
This kind of mess you can't avoid
Can you hear me, Murgatroid?
Can you hear me, Murgatroid?
Can you hear me, Murgatroid?
Can you....

Here am I drinking from a beer can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing they can do