HEY DAX
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood)
(Spoiler for DS9 season 6 finale, "Tears of the Prophets")


Hey Dax, don't bite it
There's a war, let's go fight it
Hey Dax, don't bite it
Why'd you have to die
Hey Dax, don't bite it
Worf is gonna cry
Worf is gonna cry

Hey Dax, don't bite it
There's a war, let's go fight it
Hey Dax, don't bite it
Why'd you have to die
Hey Dax, don't bite it
Dukat wasn't even indicted
Hey Dax, don't bite it
Worf is gonna cry
Cry-no no no

Got shot up in the wrong location
No plot, just writer invocation-ooh yeah
You had dreams
Dukat schemes
Had to hit you, hit you
Hit you with his phaser beams

You're dying
You're dying, yeah

Hey Dax, don't bite it
There's a war, let's go fight it
Hey Dax, don't bite it
Why'd you have to die

Hey Dax, don't bite it
Bashir won't be able to right it
Hey Dax, don't bite it (hey!)
Worf is gonna cry
Worf is gonna cry
Worf is gonna cry
Cry

Never porked
Bashir and Quark
They missed it

Hey Dax...