TRANSYLVANIAN RADIO
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(to the tune of "Mexican Radio" by Wall Of Voodoo)


I feel a strong hand on my pelvis
As I put on a record by Elvis
I throw the switch and freeze the asshole
We're on the air, stay out of our castle
I hear the rhythms of the time warps
I see the butler, he's cutting a corpse
I hear the orders of the master
Can't understand what he means, "faster"

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So dial us in at Cosmo's station
Just turn up your sonic oscillation
Turn off FM, you'll do fine
We're at S&M sixty-nine

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I used to be in Tiajuana
Smoking lots of marijuana
I came back here for the convention
So many things I should not mention
I feel a strong hand on my pelvis
As I put on a record by Elvis
I hear the orders of the master
Can't understand what he means, "faster"

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On Transylvanian, whoa-oh, Radio

Radio...   Radio...
RKO...  Radio...
(What does he say?)