SPRINGTIME FOR RIFF-RAFF
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks)


Frankfurter was causing trouble, his lifestyle was extreme
Needed a new leader to return on the transit beam
Where oh where was he?
Where was that man supreme?
We looked around and then we found
The commander of our dream
And now it's...

Springtime for Riff Raff and Magenta
Incest is better than gay
We're flying back to outer space
Say "Good-bye" to the human race

Springtime for Riff Raff and Magenta
Winter for Rocky and Frank
Springtime for Riff Raff and Magenta
Come on, Trannies, stand back from the tank

"I like to smoke a great big spliff
And that is why they call me Riff"

"Frank was stupid, he will learn
Now it's time we should return"

Springtime for Riff Raff and Magenta
Once more moon drenched shores of home
Frank making musclemen did fail
We may be back in Dentonvale

Springtime for Riff Raff and Magenta
Get out, you can't use the phone
Springtime for Riff Raff and Magenta
Means that soon we'll be going...
We've got to be going...
You know we'll be going back home!