HOT FOR CREATURE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen)


[Spoken]
"Oh wow, Mags!"
"Vait a second, Columbia.  Vhat do you think the
 master's latest experiment vill look like?"
"Whoa!"

Creature, stop that screaming
Creature, don't you see?
Don't wanna make you be a fool
Maybe you should get a spank
Come out of that tank
Creature needs to learn to use his tool

[Chorus]
I think of the experimentation that I missed
But then my labwork was never quite like this
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for creature
I got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for creature

[Spoken]
"I just made him, what do you think?"
"I don't like men with too many muscles..."
"I didn't make him for YOU!"

Created your libido
Didn't have to be told
I love my strong, tan kid
But a girl from Denton High
Why did you leave me cold?
Why must you act like Eddie did?

[Chorus]

[Spoken]
"Oh you're hurt, did they do this to you?"
"There seemed little doubt that Janet was its slave..."
"Toucha toucha touch me!"