TOUCH OF GRAY (THE SAL PIRO SONG)
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Touch of Grey" by The Grateful Dead)


Must be getting dressed up, though I am just up
Read this script, it is messed up; it's all right
Brad and Janet's new story; actors striking, it's gory
Seeing Richard get worried, no more rewrites
I'm feeling high
I'm feeling high
I could just cry-y-y
My hero's nigh

And now I've got my scene done, that Farley's a real mean one
Guess I've had a lot of fun, I'm feeling gay
Oh well anyway, I feel that way every day
On the set of Shock Treatment, I see Charles Gray
I'll get this guy
I'll get this guy
I am not bi-i-i
I just do guys

It's a lesson to me, this Denton Affair with the Crimmy
"Gimme a K-Y"'s all I think of, try to make a little love

I know I'll get it in the rear, this doggy style seems to last years
And it hurts more than it appears, but it's alright

Now he's getting back on set, couldn't give back what I get
But I feel too good to fret, cuz it's alright
I'm feeling high
I'm feeling high
I could just cry-y-y
My hero's nigh

I know I'll get it in the rear, this doggy style seems to last years
And it hurts more than it appears, but it's alright

Getting a touch of Gray, kinda suits me anyway
That's all I had to say, but it's alright
I'll get this guy
I'll get this guy
I am not bi-i-i
I just do guys

It's a lesson to me, this Denton Affair with the Crimmy
"Gimme a K-Y"'s all I think of, try to make a little love