WE ALWAYS START A FLAME WAR Lyrics Q -- http://robcrusade.com and Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text (To the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel) ROTQ, Frisco Bay, Erik Kellstrom, is Richard gay? Women Franks, costume contests, puffin has to go Zenin and the "Godwin's law", The Brad-Riff scene we all saw California, Comic-con, the Sharks all say hello Super-rare, e-Bay, groteskfat and fake screen names Teaneck, Larry V, and the "casting comittee" Circus Circus, we're harrassed, Denver's got a new cast "More Drunk" Brady, Bal Theater, somebody set us free We always start a flame war And we keep it going With no signs of slowing We always start a flame war And there's no recourses We just beat dead horses East Coast/West Coast barrier, Broadway's got DeLaria Rocky Horror conners say "fuck the hotel" Pre-shows, DuFoes, casting wars, here we go Grammar Nazis all come out when words are misspelled Who sang Rocky Horror's parts, action figures in toy marts Frank 100% gay, who else would they cast today? Anal show, just for kicks, Susan's left wing politics We berate, and debate, there's trouble with a con date We always start a flame war And we keep it going With no signs of slowing We always start a flame war And there's no recourses We just beat dead horses Eddie's wrench, slingshot, see the three Tomaino's got Columbine murders, Nell thinks we flip burgers Brit con scheduling bad call, California softball Most viscous, MTV, was Dr. Scott a Nazi VH1, day job, Hot Topic, bets with BoB DVD, stereo, Comedy Central shows We always start a flame war And we keep it going With no signs of slowing. We always start a flame war And there's no recourses We just beat dead horses Dikofdeth, RIFFMAN, drinking as a propman, Red Rocks, trannie socks, post to post combat Multi-level marketing, costume detail arguing Riff's spat, Frank's tat, sequins on Nell's hat Pat's lips, Joan Jett, faked pictures from the set Chuckie Gray, passed away, what else do I have to say? We always start a flame war And we keep it going With no signs of slowing We always start a flame war And there's no recourses We just beat dead horses Smoking sections, Marc Berman, Denver bitching back again Filk ban, Bregman, pics of Eddie's stuntman Backslash, backlash, Dave Leckie, Just what were "their evil deeds"? Stripping Trixies underaged, Tonies lost for Broadway stage Phantom of the Paradise, the barrettes worn by Janet Weiss CEI, DDT, flames, FAQ, bad AP Chinese auctions at the cons, Vegas sound cues off and on Who sang "Science Fiction", is Rocky an American? We always start a flame war And we keep it going With no signs of slowing We always start a flame war And there's no recourses We just beat dead horses And when the trolls are gone, It still burns on and on and on and on and on