COME TIME WARP
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Come Dancing" by The Kinks)


They put a parking lot on a piece of land
Right where the Exton theater used to stand
Before that, we went out a-rabble rousin'
Weekend nights in Delaware or downtown Towson
That's where the big freaks used to go perform
With Russian vodka, just to help keep warm

Come Time Warp!
Take a deep breath
Scream out a catcall
Come Time Warp
And come be abnormal

Another Saturday, another show
We would get ready, only Diva Jeffy's slow
In the lobby in anticipation
A Rocky Horror night beats lonely masturbation
We'd end up blowing off our stresses from the week
All to see Frankie and Brad doing something Greek

Come Time Warp!
Brad and Janet, come out of the squall
Don't be afraid to come Time Warp
And come be abnormal

The movie never started at midnight
The preshows and virgins always came first
Then Barney would blow up with a bright light
And the jokes were only getting worse

Down in the spotlight, I could see the lamé and latex
Two silhouettes, saying goodbye having elbow sex

The day they knocked down our theater
Magenta stood and cried
The day they knocked down our theater
Part of our dreamworld died, just died

And now we've moved out and got a brand new place
And there's a back stage with a lot of dressing space
Our Janet's moved on and we got a brand new Crim
Still the same Frankie, can't do it without him
We won't forget Exton, you know we never could
But in a new home, it could be just as good

Come Time Warp!
Just like in Exton on a Saturday
Why not come Time Warp
Where the big freaks used to play