SUPER POOFTA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Super Trouper" by Abba)


Super poofta Frank is gonna find me
But I won't feel sore
Like I did before
'Cause K-Y's over my back door

I was sick and tired of everything
When I drove out that night from Denton
I was resigned after that wedding
Hiding wishes I could never mention
So imagine I was glad after I came by
Suddenly I felt all right
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm down with you tonight

[CHORUS]
Tonight the super poofta Frank is gonna find me
Flaming like the sun
Snogging, having fun
'Cause he is my number one
Tonight the super poofta Frank is gonna find me
But I won't feel sore
Like I did before
'Cause K-Y's over my back door

Facing all those Transylvanians
How could anyone be so lonely
Now you and Janet are at both ends
Still I'm thinking about you only
There are moments when I think I'm going crazy
But I'm gonna be alright
Everything will be so different
When I'm down with you tonight

[CHORUS]

Will you be there when I arrive
That night with you's what proved to me that I'm alive
And then you'll take me in your arms
And hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight

[CHORUS, repeat and fade]