SPEED/TIME WIZARD
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who)


Ever since I was a young boy
I've watched the silver screen
From Lucas down to Spielberg
Nothing I haven't seen
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In his costume of green
That Mike Jittlov Wiz kid
Sure makes a real cool scene

He stands like a statue
Becomes each and every frame
Fixing all the backgrounds
Magic is his name
He don't do no handshaking
Unless he's having sex
That green-hooded Wiz kid
Sure makes some cool FX!

He's a speed/time wizard
He is just one of a kind
A speed/time wizard
Got such a fertile mind

"How do you think he does it?"
"I don't know!"
"What makes him so good?"

He is his own director
Don't need no unions and dues
Colored lights a-flashin'
Reds and greens and blues
Never needs a retake
And every shot is clean
That Mike Jittlov Wiz kid
Sure makes a real cool scene

I thought I was
Another jaded fan
But I told him
"Mike Jittlov, you're the man!"

Even on a shoestring
He can beat the best
Just give him the money
And he can do the rest
He's got customized equipment
Double hi-fi decks
That green-hooded Wiz kid
Sure makes some cool FX!