TORG
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America)


Torg sat alone in the depths of Hell
Safe inside a circle of Goodness where he fell
He spent time with lots of vampires
Insane robot girlfriend survived the smoke and fires

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He's Torg, he's Torg, he's Torg
And he can run
He's Torg, he's Torg, he's Torg
Cuz of Bun-Bun

Torg was a web-writing guru
But Windows Front Page was sorta all that he could use
Made his living on his PC
From clients who survived a meeting with Aylee

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Torg was in a coma after Y2K
Doc Shlock and his bloc somehow saved the day
Torg spends his money replacing cars
When not avoiding love potions in bars

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Is this Torg just a nerd boy?  I think so
Is this Torg just a nerd boy?  I think so
Is this Torg just a nerd boy?  I think so
Is this Torg just a nerd boy?  I think so