SALESMAN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam and Dave)


Coming to ya, down a dusty aisle
Clean tie, and a bright smile
What you want, I'll get you some
Don't you worry, 'cause here I come

I'm a salesman
I'm a salesman
I'm a salesman
I'm a salesman

Put what you want on layaway
You can pay a little for it everyday
I get a commission, five percent on top
So when I start selling, I just can't stop

I'm a salesman
I'm a salesman
I'm a salesman
I'm a salesman

So grab a number
And stand in line
You picked eighty
But we're on twenty-nine
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)

I'm a salesman
He's a salesman
That's on sale, ma'am
I'm a salesman