RING TIME FOR SAURON
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks)


Middle Earth was having trouble in this classic story
They had a dark villain who was nasty, mean, and gory
He had a mystery
Where could his ring be?
He looked around
But it was found
By someone three-foot-three
And now it's...

Ring time for Sauron and Mordor
Winter for humans and dwarves
We're following the Dark Lord's faith
Look out, here come the nine ringwraiths

Ring time for Sauron and Mordor
Winter for tree-ents and elves
Ring time for Sauron and Mordor
Come on hobbits, and defend yourselves...

I was born back in the Shire,
And my friend here, call him "Sire"!

Don't be stupid or malicious
Just return to me My Precious!

Ring time for Sauron and Mordor
Gandalf is reborn and wise
Eagles take to the skies again
Orcfolk are on the rise again

Ring time for Sauron and Mordor
Everyone's after the ring
Ring time for Sauron and Mordor
Means that soon we'll be seeing
You know we'll be seeing
We'll see the return of the King!

("It's GOOD ta be da king!")