INTEL INSIDE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(to the tune of "Devil Inside" by INXS)


Here come the woman
With the chip in her head
Reads all her thoughts
She's better off dead
Word and Windows, only the start
Can you love with a silicon heart
Silicon heart

Here come Bill Gates
With lawyers on his side
Owns everything
Nowhere to hide
People are slaves
When thoughts are read
Use Macintosh and you end up dead
End up dead

Intel inside
Intel inside
Every single one of us has an Intel inside

Intel inside
Intel inside
Every single one of us has an Intel inside

He got the world
Running under Windows
Knows all about us
From our head to our toes
He's licensed our souls
And our lives are Hell
It's hard to believe that we miss AOL
Miss AOL

Intel inside
Intel inside
Every single one of us has an Intel inside

Intel inside
Intel inside
Every single one of us has an Intel inside