GIRLS JUST WANT TO MUNCH RUG
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper)


I come home with my girlfriend dear
My mother says, "When you gonna stop being queer?"
Oh mother dear, a good pussy's like a drug
And girls, they want to munch rug
Oh girls just want to munch rug

Sit at home, watching Etheridge vids
My father asks, "When you gonna give us grandkids?"
Oh Daddy, give me a baster and slugs
But girls, they want to munch rug
Oh girls just want to munch
Better than some nice jugs, is rug
When their girlfriends give them hugs
Oh girls, they want to munch rug
Oh girls just want to munch rug

Some boys think that every girl
Wnats to run away with them and give them a whirl
Sorry to break your heart, I think you're all thugs
Some girls, they want to munch rug
Oh girls just want to munch
Better than some nice jugs, is rug
When their girlfriends give them hugs
Oh girls, they want to munch rug
But girls, they want to munch rug
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls, girls just want to munch rug