EVERY FILK IS SACRED
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "Every Sperm Is Sacred" from Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life")


There are Cons in the world, there are housefilks
There are circles and parties and then
There are those that sing on street corners, but
I've never been one of them

I'm a rec.music.filk-er
And have been since the day I logged on
And the one thing they say about filkers is
They'll take you as long as you've songs
You don't have to be the Three Tenors
You don't have to have a great range
You don't have to have any music
You're a filker if you are deranged

Because...
Every filk is sacred
Every filk is great
If a filk is wasted
Kay gets quite irate

Every filk is sacred
Every filk is great
If a filk is wasted
Kay gets quite irate

Let the trollers post spam
On off-topic threads
Kay will strike them down and
Ka-bong them on their heads

Every filk is welcome
Every filk is good
Every filk is posted
In our neighborhood

Country, rock, or classic
We'll sing in every style
We'll even do it disco
If it makes people smile

Every filk is sacred
Every filk is great
If a filk is wasted
Kay gets quite irate

Every filk is welcome
Every filk is good
Every filk is posted
In our neighborhood

Every filk is archived
If you think it's fine
Kay saves everybody's
Mine... and mine... and mine...

Let the trollers post spam
'Bout Clinton, guns, or sex
Kay and her ka-bonger
Will split them at their necks

Every filk is welcome
Every filk is good
Every filk is posted
In our neighborhood

Every filk is sacred
Every filk is great
If a filk is wasted
Kay gets quite irate