THE TWELVE DAYS OF VODKA Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text (To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas") On the first day of drinking, my true love gave to me A big jug of Orange Stoli On the second day of drinking, my true love gave to me Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the third day of drinking, my true love gave to me Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the fourth day of drinking, my true love gave to me Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the fifth day of drinking, my true love gave to me Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the sixth day of drinking, my true love gave to me Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the seventh day of drinking, my true love gave to me Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the eight day of drinking, my true love gave to me Eight Absolut shots Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the ninth day of drinking, my true love gave to me Nine Jinro jello's Eight Absolut shots Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the tenth day of drinking, my true love gave to me Ten Moraz mixers Nine Jinro jello's Eight Absolut shots Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the eleventh day of drinking, my true love gave to me Eleven sips of Citron Ten Moraz mixers Nine Jinro jello's Eight Absolut shots Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli On the twelveth day of drinking, my true love gave to me Twelve gulps of Gordon's Eleven sips of Citron Ten Moraz mixers Nine Jinro jello's Eight Absolut shots Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff Six Skane screwdrivers Five fifths of Skyy Four grams of Seagrams Triple Sec and Popov Two swigs of Fris And a big jug of Orange Stoli