I LIKE CAFFEINE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
and Jim "GWIII" Bannon
(To the tune of "I Like Chinese" by Eric Idle)


The world today seems absolutely too bright
I didn't get a blink of sleep all night
There are fools and idiots stirring for a big fight
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

I like caffeine
I like caffeine
It always comes from little beans
And it's always ready, just add sugar and cream

I like caffeine
I like caffeine
There's nine hundred million flavors in Starbucks alone
You'd better learn to like them, and have a scone

I like caffeine
I like caffeine
It always comes from little beans
And it's always ready, just add sugar and cream

I like caffeine drinks
Whatever bartenders mix
Think of the many things that you can put in
There's kahlua, and Bushmills, Bailey's and gin

So I like caffeine
I like caffeine
I love their tiny little beans
There's French, Hawaiian, and Colum-bean

I like caffeine strong
The mugsfull I drink all night long
If anyone ever wants to make me laugh
Just come on over and offer me some decaf

So I like caffeine
I like caffeine
It always keeps me up past three
But it's dark and it's tasty and it's ready for me

I like caffeine
I like caffeine
The buzz is guaranteed to please
You're hyper with twitches and wobbling knees

I like caffeine
I like caffeine
I love their tiny little beans
Irish, and Kenyan, and Kona is keen

I like caffeine
I like caffeine