IN THE PSI CORPS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- http://boog.org/text
(To the tune of "In The Navy" by The Village People)
(Inspired by episodes up to 314, "Ship of Tears")


Where can you find pleasure, wear lots of black leather
Learn science, telepathy?
Flee mundane derision, we'll make your decisions
Trust the Corp implicitely
Where can you learn to scan, never get a suntan
Fly in the Omega fleet?
Try to get a hot date, or we'll pick your best mate
When you and the others meet

In the Psi Corps
Yes, you can mess with the mundanes
In the Psi Corps
Yes, you can barbecue their brains
In the Psi Corps
The Corps is mother, Corps is dad
In the Psi Corps
Can't you see we need you bad?
In the Psi Corps
Come on, project your big egos
In the Psi Corps
Come on and work with the Shadows
In the Psi Corps
You'll use your mind to touch your toes
In the Psi Corps
In the Psi Corps

They want you!
They want you!
Even if you're just a P-2!

If you feel psychic, don't you try to hide it
From our crack recruiting team
Testing you is such fun, there's no way you can run
Finding blips is such a scream
Maybe you are afraid of the fear of the mundanes
But their kind is history
I'm sure forevermore, there will be the Psi Corps
Protecting our family

In the Psi Corps
Yes, you can mess with the mundanes
In the Psi Corps
Yes, you can barbecue their brains
In the Psi Corps
The Corps is mother, Corps is dad
In the Psi Corps
Can't you see we need you bad?
In the Psi Corps
Come on, project your big egos
In the Psi Corps
Come on and work with the Shadows
In the Psi Corps
You'll use your mind to touch your toes
In the Psi Corps
In the Psi Corps

They want you!
They want you!
Even if you're just a P-2!
They want you!
They want you!
If you run they'll find you, too!

(But... but... but I'm afraid of aliens!)
(Hey... hey... look, man...)
(I get nauseous even watching them on ISN!)
They want You!
(Oh my goodness!)
They want you!
(What am I gonna do in a Starfury?)
They want you!
They want you!
In the Psi Corps.

In the Psi Corps...
[fade out]